Last Plank Party

in the Viking's Lair

Join us for the October 28, 2000 celebration of the placing of the last plank on my ketch hull.

Cap'n Shanghai (aka Eric the Red XXXVI) proudly greets the guests astance the hull.

The guests gather round

The last plank is lathered with ancient viking pancreas catalyzed with Valkyrie piss!

And old 'Eric' rests from his labors regaling the commoners with tales of adventure!

The admiral and his cabin pyrategirl guard the companionway steps

While Tweedledum and Tweedledee display their running lights disguised as socks and shirts.

Only to later become lost while exploring in their harbor tug.

No wonder.

Tweedledum can't pin the rudder on the sailboat in a functional position.

Honorably, the commoners are rewarded with a treasure hunt.

They search the capsized ship's hold for true (bronze) and false (steel) keys (screws) to precious Treasure.

And over all, the valiant bow forges through the ether toward dreams completed!